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Study Shows Vegetarians More Likely to Enjoy Giving Oral Sex

Posted 4/20/2011 at 10:00 am by

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Before we dive in to the facts, let’s just take a moment to appreciate the perfect marriage of headline and lead image at work here.

Alright, moving on…a recent study conducted by dating site OkCupid revealed that the odds of a person enjoying giving oral sex increase if that person is a vegetarian. Hello, irony! Who would guess that people who shudder at the thought of having meat in their meal enjoy having meat in their mouth so much?

This stunning news was revealed in a recent post on the site featuring 10 random charts about sex. There were tons of surprising facts and figures to be found, like the revelation that frequent Twitter users have shorter relationships, for example. That seems to be the tidbit that most media outlets have hopped on, but who has time to think about relationships when you could be thinking about getting a BJ from some dusty, patchouli scented barista?

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See that, ladies? There’s good news in this chart for everybody! Not only do vegetarians enjoy oral sex more than “traditional” meat eaters, but apparently, men enjoy giving oral sex way more than women do. As a man, this writer finds that to be a bit of a bummer, but at the same, I totally get it. I wouldn’t want some dude’s junk in my mouth either, and I normally love meat!

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“Study Shows Vegetarians More Likely to Enjoy Giving Oral Sex”
  1. 1
    Kaleidescope says...
    10:39 pm on April 24th, 2011

    Apparently vegetarians semen tastes better too because they don’t eat much protein and sodium which can cause it to have a bitter taste, while fruit will give it a sweeter, more pleasant taste.

  2. 2
    h0w9d3oq says...
    6:27 am on August 18th, 2011

    good sait

  3. 3
    Sandy says...
    12:43 pm on September 6th, 2011

    To the author: Men boast more about saying they like/love to give oral because of their competitive nature, but in actually, I’m sure most women would tell you that NOT 7 our of 10 meat eaters NOR 9 out of 10 vegetarian men like to GIVE oral sex! Keep in mind, you’re dealing with men who like to think of themselves in a certain way! In actually more studies show men are getting far more oral then women so go FIGURE!

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