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Viral Outbreak: The US Border Wall is Unsurprisingly Useless

Posted 1/3/2011 at 1:00 pm by

Are you the type who is kept awake at night with thoughts of illegal immigrants penetrating our borders and snapping up all the best dish washing and strawberry picking jobs? If so, this video is for you.

You know that fence that we’re putting up at the US-Mexico border? In this video, it takes all of 17 seconds for the slower of two teenage girls to climb the damn thing.

Hooray for tax payer money well spent!

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“Viral Outbreak: The US Border Wall is Unsurprisingly Useless”
  1. 1
    Media-Man says...
    1:53 pm on January 17th, 2011

    That’s because they made a wall that didn’t work on purpose.

    Our government wants the flood of illegal immigration to continue.

    A properly designed and built wall would work.

  2. 2
    Greg says...
    1:59 pm on January 17th, 2011

    Enforce the damn laws already on our books!!!!

  3. 3
    racistredneck says...
    2:20 pm on January 17th, 2011

    Who’s going to build a “properly designed” wall ? we are a nation of immigrants silly

  4. 4
    Nick says...
    3:31 pm on January 17th, 2011

    We need those illegal immigrants here to keep the provides lower. Of course American companies hire them. Even Marriott hotel chain uses illegal immigrants.

  5. 5
    Brian says...
    3:50 pm on January 17th, 2011

    i think the wall was built to prevent people from driving drugs across the border and human trafficking en masse?

  6. 6
    Bob H says...
    4:22 pm on January 17th, 2011

    Like the Xray machines at the airports, these walls have more to do with money and security theater than anything else.

  7. 7
    robin yates says...
    8:13 pm on January 17th, 2011

    amazingly easy considering it was supposed to keep people out. The guy who designed this needs to finish the design course he started last week

  8. 8
    Kevin says...
    11:03 pm on January 17th, 2011

    A wall of fire, ok, you roll with that plan.

    By the way you probably have elephantiasis which is caused by parasites.

  9. 9
    Mark says...
    11:05 pm on January 17th, 2011

    having balls means nothing without brains

    how would you plan on fueling said wall of fire? how would you pay for said wall?

    critical thinking failure?

  10. 10
    Bill says...
    7:22 am on January 18th, 2011

    Just because two girls managed to climb the fence, doesn’t mean everyone can. I’ll bet you the average, overweight American male wouldn’t make it halfway up.

  11. 11
    Megajoel says...
    8:10 am on January 18th, 2011

    Just make America undesirable to sneak into.

    Rack up the dept to a new high. [√]
    Cut social services. [√]
    Stop repairing roads and bridges. [√]
    Encourage government corruption. [√]
    Lower the overall intelligence via poor education. [√]
    Get rid of the middle class. [√]
    Stop enforcing the drug laws. [ ]

    Wait… Then you’d have another Mexico.
    At least you wouldn’t need a wall (of fire).

  12. 12
    me says...
    3:48 pm on January 23rd, 2011

    Legal immigrants, idiot.

    RE: racistredneck says…

    2:20 pm on January 17th, 2011
    Who’s going to build a “properly designed” wall ? we are a nation of immigrants silly

  13. 13
    Joe says...
    3:48 pm on January 24th, 2011

    This video proves nothing. The new border fence has been EXTREMELY effective where it has been put it. It’s not designed to stop people from crossing the border illegally. If it were it would have barbed wire on the top of it to cut people up. (Of course the naive liberal morons that have taken over this country would have a fit if we put barbed wire on top of the fence.) What the fence is actually designed for is to make illegal aliens cross on our terms at strategic locations or if they choose to cross where there is a fence to do so at a tactical disadvantage in a highly visible manner. Of course the two girls in the video were observed by Border Patrol Agents who probably just thought, “Oh Jesus, here’s some more stupid college kids without a damn clue.” Did anyone stop to think that the girls still would have had to walk twenty miles through the desert after being seen by agents? Because of the new fence we now have groups of 2-3 aliens crossing where before there were groups of 500, not effective? Oh, and by the way, if you think that illegal aliens are just innocent sweet farm workers, here’s food for thought: According to DHS statistics, more than 30% of illegal aliens caught at the border ALREADY have previous criminal records in the U.S. Can you imagine if 30% of the general public had criminal records? It’d be like we lived in a failed state, or worse, it’d be like we live in Mexico…which we soon will and when that happens I can’t wait to see the faces of the smug know it all college students who are so naively against enforcing our immigration laws and protecting our homeland. Idiots.

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