Are you an accidental pocket dialer? Are you a rapidfire texter? Are you browsing your Brazzers account during business meetings? Are you eyeballing Beyonce on your video phone? Are you watching sports playbacks on the bus? Is that a smartphone in your pants or are your underwear just happy to see me? Do you lust for the new iPhone/Nokia/Samsung? Do you want it bad?

We ask the hard questions over here at TSJ.

And when your head is bursting full of questions and you don’t know where to turn for answers, we at TSJ can point you in the right direction — in the direction of a trusty infographic.

Behold, the infographic about smartphone trends that will LITERALLY save your life. LITERALLY.