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The 8 Best TV Spaceships

Posted 6/7/2012 at 3:30 pm by

If I had to live in outer space, in a Star Trek or Firefly way, you know, in a space from the tubes, in a traveling ceaselessly through the starry skies, boldly going, etc., way, I think I’d want to be on the Serenity.

The Serenity engineer is way cuter than beam-me-up-Scotty, for one. And the place has some shabby-chic decor going on, which is saying a lot for bare minimal outer space styling. Like consider when Captain Picard sleeps on his little foam mat with his weird space blanket — you can’t expect Dr. Crusher to get cozy with you in those digs, O Captain My Captain.

Here are some other spaceships from TV-land (TV air?) worth considering moving aboard to.

1. Mork and Mindy: The Egg

2. Star Trek: The Enterprise

3. Star Trek: Klingon Bird of Prey

4. Star Trek: Voyager

5. Firefly: The Serenity

6. Stargate: The USS Odyssey

7. Stargate Universe: The Destiny 

8. Battlestar Galactica: The Battlestar Galactica

 

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“The 8 Best TV Spaceships”
  1. 1
    Jay May says...
    7:31 am on June 9th, 2012

    LEXX!!!

  2. 2
    MARK ADELMAN says...
    9:06 pm on June 9th, 2012

    Where is the JUPITER 2 from Lost in Space? The best of all!!!

  3. 3
    Todd says...
    7:17 am on June 10th, 2012

    Where’s the Millennium Falcon in all of this!?

  4. 4
    JohnM says...
    12:09 pm on June 13th, 2012

    Of course you ignored the entire universe of ships from Babylon 5 and Crusade. I think the Excalibur would be my choice.

  5. 5
    MissKitten says...
    5:29 pm on June 13th, 2012

    It’s just “Serenity”, there’s no “the” in the name ;)

  6. 6
    Jeremy says...
    5:36 pm on June 13th, 2012

    JohnM: Personally, I think the Shadow ‘battlecrab’is the best Babylon 5 ship.

    Todd: READ THE TITLE!

  7. 7
    Hanaya says...
    6:05 pm on June 13th, 2012

    How does Moya not make the list? She’s a living spaceship.

  8. 8
    Captn Tightpants says...
    6:45 pm on June 13th, 2012

    What??? Where’s the United Galactic Sanitation Patrol ship
    from Quark?

  9. 9
    Yosafbridge says...
    7:35 pm on June 13th, 2012

    I’m sorry, but how can you not begin this list with the TARDIS? IT HAS SQUASH COURTS! And a swimming pool, a library (the swimming pool is IN the library) the biggest wardrobe in the universe… I am a diehard Browncoat, and even I have to admit the TARDIS tops the list.

  10. 10
    maranda says...
    8:41 pm on June 13th, 2012

    yup Serenity would be an amazing ship to fly on but how in the verse you could leave out the TARDIS is beyond my level of understanding!! i mean seriously!! it’s living, it travels through space and TIME, it’s bigger on the inside, and it comes with the freakin doctor!!!

  11. 11
    adampasz says...
    1:06 pm on June 14th, 2012

    Yamato!

  12. 12
    Robbie says...
    7:19 am on June 15th, 2012

    Serenity, hell yeah!! It’s the most believable it’s old looking and looks used, most think it’s junk but people who know their stuff see it’s a gem and it can do some awesome things. The tenth character in the show and I love her :-D

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