I’M NOT REALLY IN A POSITION to talk about bad tattoos. Or maybe, like having a weird last name, having a bad tattoo (IT’S A DOLPHIN – WHAT) entitles me to make fun of people who have worse tattoos than I do.
Nothing like a little aesthetic entitlement to sweeten your sense of self-pity, after all.
So anyway, all of us are gearing up to see what the director who now owns all movies about space for the foreseeable future will make of Star Wars VII. As we chomp our bits and bide our time, we can make fun of people for having dumb Star Wars tats.
For good measure we’ve added a few folks with enviably awesome nerdery inked into themselves.
Creepy, yes, but undeniably well rendered.
Not the best tat, maybe, but you’d dig it concept-wise, right.
Nerd cute pointage.
He only stays in the good column because he’s a Wookiee.
You want this face on you forever? Srsly?
Okay Leia’s slave outfit tat is borderline because it’s a good rendering.
But ask yourself what you would think of yourself for sleeping with the person who got this. Right?
Again, it’s very true-to-life, but is that a good thing?
On her BOOBS.
Way too into it.
Darth Vader looks like one of those cheap non-brand Barbies.
He’s just a little boy on the inside.
Lando looks sweaty-faced.
Mostly this guy’s problem is his neck hair, actually.
A montage of Star Wars horrors.
THE AW, DUDE, THAT UGLY SHIT’S ON YOUR FACE FOREVER MAN.