Over the last couple months, I think I’ve wrote about Tim Tebow pretty much every one of them. My initial reaction was to not like the guy, not so much because of his religious stance but because he was a bad quarterback and getting undeserved chances.
Shortly thereafter, I became wrapped up in Tebowmania. All the comebacks. The winning streak. It was too good to be true. Mostly because it wasn’t true.
When the Patriots and Broncos played each other, it was the first real test of the Tim Tebow Miracle Show. And even better, it was Tebow vs. Tom Brady, formerly known for comebacks and winning and stuff. But the two couldn’t be different. One likes God, the other basically is. One has lots of sex, the other is Tim Tebow. One is good at being a quarterback, the other isn’t. And the game played out pretty much how people expected: the Broncos showed the were a complete fluke, Tebow isn’t very good at throwing footballs, and Tom Brady is super good at throwing footballs.
Tebowmania is dead. There was a collective, “Oh right, so that’s over” moment. Now maybe we can finally move on with our lives and Tim Tebow can begin his transition into ex-NFL player-turned-expensive public speaker.
Here are ten other stories from this week which God wasn’t paying attention to.
1. Tebow loses!
2. Sam Hurd arrested for trying to buy a bunch of drugs
3. Chris Paul traded for real this time
4. Bonds placed under house arrest
5. Vanessa Bryant divorces Kobe
6. Packers lose!
7. Colts win!
8. Knicks sign Baron Davis
9. Canadians hire non-French speaking coach, French press boycotts
10. Rangers win Yu Darvish posting rights
This website contains mature content; you must be at least 18 years old to enter. Please click below to verify your age. By clicking the agree button, you are confirming that you are 18 years of age or older and you agree to view content intended for a mature audience.