Porno for Pumpkins

Pornkin

Halloween, that wonderful time of year when it’s suddenly totally acceptable for women to dress up like skanks, is just around the corner. This year you can crank the dirty up a few notches with the help of Pornkins, an x-rated pumpkin carving kit that includes carving tools and 10 Kama Sutra-like stencils. Pornkins have something for everyone—girl-on-girl action, anal, threesomes and plain old doggie-style.

Not only are these pornographic jack-o-lanterns perfect for cheesy pick-up lines at Halloween parties (“Hey, that pumpkin just gave me an idea. Why don’t we go upstairs for a minute? Wink, wink.), but they are also great for keeping unwanted trick-or-treaters away from your house. Trust us, nothing says “I don’t want anything to do with children this Halloweeen” like the graphic depiction of a facial cum shot eerily backlit by a glowing candle. Parents will be herding their brood away from your doorstep faster than you can say “trick or treat.”

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