Viral Outbreak: Witness the Action and Excitement of Competitive Pipe Smoking

Well this looks like it was a pretty easy ticket to get. Maybe book a venue slightly smaller than a vast, open field in the middle of the country if you don’t want to get embarrassed by paltry attendance numbers. Hell, that’s probably why this event isn’t happening anymore. Nobody can question the entertainment value here. It’s a bunch of British dudes (we assume) smoking pipes in a grueling contest to see who can finish first. Who doesn’t want to watch that?

But when you watch this video and notice that there aren’t really any spectators present, it just makes you feel like kind of a weirdo.