You wanting a little more than beer this Super Bowl? Probably not. But maybe you’ve got the ladyfriends and they want to be mixing you something a little shwanky cus they roll like that? You lucky bastard with your shwanky ladyfriends. Send your party-hopping buds over here and get them to eyeball the old TSJ and in mere moments, your Super Bowl fancypants-aren’t-YOU-so-special drinks will be tinkling in your beefy man paws.
That’s right: TSJ — we’re your wing man, not your mama.
1 OZ. WILD TURKEY 101
3/4 OZ. WILD TURKEY 81
1/2 OZ. LEMON JUICE
1/2 OZ. APEROL
1/2 OZ. MAPLE SYRUP
Combine all ingredients, shake vigorously and serve in a high ball glass. Garnish with a wedge of lemon.
Wedge. Sounds like wedgie.
1 TBS. FIG JAM (THAZ RIGHT)
1½ OZ. WILD TURKEY 81
¼ OZ. ORANGE LIQUEUR
½ OZ. FRESH LEMON JUICE
Combine all ingredients into a cocktail shaker with ice. Shake and strain into an old fashioned glass over fresh ice. Hear that? That’s the sound of a cocktail in your man paw.
Serve Wild Turkey 101 on the rocks. Garnish with cranberries and a sprig of rosemary.
Because you fanshypants like that.
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