What’s so great about Goldschläger? The cinnamon burn? The flakey REAL GOLD bits? The perky/staccato Swedish umlauts in the name? Yes. All those things.
Got some Christmas shwag ‘schäg in your stocking and don’t know how to chug this business? TSJ says: Make like a forty-niner who’s struck it rich! Yukon your liquor straight! Here’s a drink to make your fillings tingle.
Not man enough to drink it straight, you say? Don’t James Dean your face into worry lines — it could freeze that way. Don’t fret, here’s a buncha shot concoctions even Ms. Shirley Bassey could get behind.
Unlike its powdered compatriot, you can get all your ingredients over-the-counter-like, which makes things a little less Prohibition, true, but in a good way.
Remember to down this quick, before you hurl.
Never been much a Marxist, huh? Then we’ve got the perfect sickly sweet drink to tickle your rich bone.
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