Well, here’s one for the “shit we never thought we’d see in a million years” file. Apparently, during the Phoenix stop of the I’m Still Music Tour, Nicki Minaj pulled Phoenix Suns point guard Steve Nash on stage and gave him a lap dance.

We’re still on the fence about two important questions that need to be answered here:

1. Does she even know who the hell Steve Nash is? If she does, she certainly does a great job of hiding it.
2. Could Steve Nash possibly look anymore uncomfortable? You’re getting a lap dance from a female rapper. Loosen up you ungrateful bastard!

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