Ah, there’s nothing like the grumpy old man at the news desk. After sitting quietly through an interview with the Kardashian sisters, he tries to keep his composure as the thought of what has become of his once proud news network and, by extension, his “career covering the big stories.”
But then, it all becomes too much, and he goes for the dig. And as everyone knows, if there’s one place to hit a person when you really want to make them feel bad, it’s in their oddly-shaped shoulder pads.
Scotch in the morning. It’s a hell of a drug.