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Six Rotten Tomatoes Movie Ratings that Contradict Popular Opinion

Posted 9/20/2011 at 1:00 pm by

rtmainThere’s nothing worse than seeing a bad movie…okay there probably is, but it still sucks. That’s why we always try to find out whether a movie is worth the time and overpriced popcorn before we see it. And this is where websites like Rotten Tomatoes come in handy. Rotten Tomatoes gathers reviews from various film critics, and uses the ratio of positive to negative reviews to provide an overall “freshness” rating.

So that means that Rotten Tomatoes is the best way to tell whether a movie is good or bad, right? Theoretically, yes. However, there seem to be a few instances where a movie’s supposed “freshness” conflicts with the opinion held by the general public, as evidenced by the following examples:

Terminator 3

terminator [2]The Popular Opinion: Terminator 3 is widely believed to have “ruined” the Terminator franchise. And given that it led to Terminator Salvation, we can’t really argue with that. The film begins with Arnold 3.0 quickly explaining that the core theme of the first two films is actually bullshit, and it all goes downhill from there.

The Rotten Tomatoes Rating:

terminator

First off…“a welcome addition”? In most homes, a copy of Terminator 3 would be as welcome as the reanimated corpse of Osama bin Laden. Now to be fair, Terminator 2 holds a rating of 98%, so that 70% rating is a substantial decrease. But not as substantial as the drop from Back to the Future (97%) to Back to the Future Part II (64%). And nobody thinks that Part II “ruined” the series. All it ruined was our ability to be content with wheels on skateboards.

Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore

billy madisonThe Popular Opinion: If you ask anyone what their two favorite Adam Sandler movies are, they’ll reply Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore. It’s not just because they’re the only movies of his that are in any way watchable. It’s because they’re really, really funny. These movies are often listed amongst comedy classics, and serve as a fond reminder that before Just Go With It and You Don’t Mess With The Zohan, Adam Sandler was a man who could really make you laugh.

The Rotten Tomatoes Ratings:

happy madison

That’s right, they’re “rotten.” Again, these are easily two of the most beloved comedy films of the 90’s. There’s probably a scene or two from each of these movies that you can recite directly from memory. Can you say the same for Blades of Glory or Hot Tub Time Machine? Because those decent but unremarkable movies are rated higher than these classics (69% and 64%, respectively).

Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith

vaderThe Popular Opinion: Revenge of the Sith is considered to be the best of the three Star Wars prequels, which is kind of like saying that the guy who doesn’t stab you is the best of the three guys mugging you. Many complained about the poor writing, the overly drawn-out fights and the general lack of sense. Fans are of the overall opinion that Revenge of the Sith, like Episodes I and II before it, has dragged the Star Wars name through the dirt.

The Rotten Tomatoes Rating:

sith

That’s not just a good rating, that’s pretty impressive. 80% is the kind of grade that a mother could be proud of. But the kicker here is that according to Rotten Tomatoes, Revenge of the Sith is better than Return of the Jedi (78%). That statement is blasphemy in the highest regard. Tell that to a die-hard Star Wars fan and they’ll have an aneurysm from trying so hard to force choke you.

Spaceballs

spaceballs [2]The Popular Opinion: Spaceballs is one of Mel Brooks’ most popular films, and that’s saying something. The man is a master of the spoof movie, responsible for such gems as Young Frankenstein and Blazing Saddles. And although Spaceballs may not meet those lofty comic standards, it’s still considered hilarious, featuring great performances from Bill Pullman, John Candy and Rick Moranis, not to mention John Hurt in one of the funniest cameo appearances of all time.

The Rotten Tomatoes Rating:

spaceballs

This is probably the most insulting entry on this list. Not just because Spaceballs deserves a better rating, but because according to Rotten Tomatoes, it’s only a slightly better spoof than Scary Movie (53%). And you do NOT put an EGOT winner like Mel Brooks on the same level as the creators of the Scary Movie franchise. That’s like comparing the scientists who cured polio to the scientists who invented super-polio.

Live Free or Die Hard

diehardThe Popular Opinion: The Die Hard movies were always slightly ridiculous, but many people believe that Live Free or Die Hard went too far. Somewhere between the computer wizards who can hack into anything and John McClane destroying a helicopter with a car because he was “out of bullets”, fans thought that the series had lost it’s grip on reality. Also, partnering McClane with the “I’m a Mac” guy seemed incomprehensible, considering that his partner in the previous movie was freaking Samuel L. Jackson.

The Rotten Tomatoes Rating:

die hard

Not only does Rotten Tomatoes give Live Free or Die Hard a great score, it actually rates it as the second best film in the series. That 82% rating is head-and-gunshot-through-the-shoulder above Die Hard 2 (64%) and Die Hard With A Vengeance (49%). So apparently, fans who didn’t like the fourth film were just upset that the series got good again.

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

indy2The Popular Opinion: You don’t need us to tell you how many people were disappointed by the fourth Indiana Jones film. Either you or a friend of yours has likely made one of the following complaints:

  • “How does hiding in a fridge protect you from a nuclear bomb?”
  • “Aliens shouldn’t be in an Indy movie!”
  • “Shia LaBeouf?!”

Basically, this movie confirmed what the Star Wars prequels made everyone suspect: that George Lucas is an emotion vampire who feeds on the unhappiness of others.

The Rotten Tomatoes Rating:

indyAgain, we see that very wrongly presumed “welcome”, considering that this movie was apparently bad enough to warrant a South Park episode about the “raping” of the franchise. But Rotten Tomatoes says that the film is only 8% worse than Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, which is warmly embraced by the fans. The only thing really wrong with Temple of Doom was Short Round, and we have a feeling that even he has more fans than Shia LaBeouf.

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  1. 1
    Jorge Lucas says...
    11:23 am on September 21st, 2011

    I agree that the Star Wars prequels and Crystal Skull were very bad, but the ugly truth is that the only reason you thought the first Star Wars and Indy movies were good is because you were 12 when you saw them.

    Lucas never “lost his touch”. He never had it. He’s like Stephenie Meyers (the writer of Twilight). He writes absolute unrepentant garbage that happens to be loved by a rather large proportion of the population (in his case, 12-year-old boys).

    Regarding plotting and characterization, the original Star Wars and Indy movies are at the same level as the Transformers movies. The only real different between those is that the SW/Indy movies had an infinitely better music score (by John Williams) and you can actually tell who is hitting whom. Other than that, they’re pretty much the same garbage that’s popular because the average movie-goer couldn’t tell the difference between a plot hole and an a**-hole if his life depended on it.

  2. 2
    Why says...
    11:49 am on September 21st, 2011

    Why would you list the “want to see” vs the actual audience score? Undercuts whole premise of article.

  3. 3
    TF says...
    3:43 pm on September 21st, 2011

    While T3 wasn’t as good as T2, the ending totally redeems it as a worthwhile addition to the franchise.

  4. 4
    Julo says...
    3:51 pm on September 21st, 2011

    Commantary no 2 nailed it. What is the purpose of this? You should compare critic rating with user rating, and not critic rating with “want to see”. This here does not say anything, please delete.

  5. 5
    Tereglith says...
    5:49 pm on September 21st, 2011

    It’s called a “vocal minority”. The reason people think that people think ROTS and KotCS are terrible is because the 20%/23% of people who don’t like them have been spewing bile about them constantly for the past 5/3 years. But how many times have you seen people admitting “well… I actually LIKED SWIII/Indy 4!”. I’ve seen it a ton of times. These scores do reflect actual opinion of these movies. They just don’t reflect the INTERNET’s view of these movies, because the internet is a terrible place of complaint and depression.

  6. 6
    Gunaxin Links says...
    11:31 pm on September 21st, 2011

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  7. 7
    Harlequin says...
    11:21 pm on October 5th, 2011

    Sadly, as seems to be the case here, it boils down to viral marketers desperately trying to score points for their latest shitpiece.

    So far we’ve got complete morons stating in this very comment section that it’s somehow, magically, solely because of the the rest of us being older that we didn’t like Indy4. Because apparently we, as adults, now can’t compare and contrast as well as we could when we were 12 years old. And that would totally explain why all those 12 year olds today are rushing in and treating Indy4 the same as we treated the originals when we were younger!

    Oh wait, that’s not happening at all. Whoops.

    It’s almost solely boiling down to viral marketing assholes repeating the same copy-pasted lines in every forum, blog and messageboard they can. They attempt to the use the subjective nature of the industry to declare everyone to be “jelous of good movies” or other such idiocy, even when users actually detail comparisons between their so-called opinions and movie facts to completely shut them down. To which they ignore and repeat the same idiocy.

    Almost as hilarious as when those same viral marketers try and shout down everyone pointing out how shit a movie is going to be before it’s released. Nevermind the official trailers, facts, interviews, script exerts, pictures and details that have come out about it…nooo, you can’t gleem anything from those, you have to “wait until you see it to point out it will be bad”. Because spending money on seeing a shit movie you know will be shit is totally not a marketing move or anything, hahaha.

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    Allen Goldberg says...
    2:35 pm on November 5th, 2011

    Went to see Take Shelter based on Rotten Tomatoes reviews. This was probably one of the slowest , most boring movie I have seen. I relate to it as a turtle walking through a sea of molasses. I think you should seriously reconsider who your ‘professional” reviewers are before allowing such a bad movie to get the accolades it received.

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    do the math says...
    4:01 pm on May 2nd, 2012

    you know, the percentage is derived from critics who gave the picture a rating of 3.5 stars or better out of 5. so even if a critic gave a 3 out of 5, a pretty good rating, and a decent review, it’s still rotten. that goes the other way as well. the ‘fresh’ percentage is just the percentage of people who liked the film, it doesn’t mean the film is 80% perfect out of 100, or whatever. it’s not a grade. but, really, i would have to disagree with you that the film’s you said were ‘bad’ were actually bad, and the one’s that are ‘classic’s doesn’t mean they’re good. you demonstrate the very thing you’re trying to call out with some films, by glorifying the others. adam sandlers films were terrible, and just because they’re popular in culture, doesn’t mean they’re good. i mean, how old were you when they came out? just because you thought they were funny then, doesn’t mean they’re really great example of american cinema. but for some reason, you have an issue with star wars ep III, which is in my opinion the best star wars film next to episode V. don’t you see the contradiction?

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    lol says...
    10:39 am on May 30th, 2012

    this article is flawed because of one crucial thing. You pointed out the Tomatometer which is the average while you missed pointing out the Average Rating of these movies which is the ACTUAL RATING of these films. Surprised even sites dont know what the fuck they’re talking about.

    SW3 is a 7.2 movie not 80. But good luck with that.

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