Morning Dump: 12 Things a Douchebag Would Say and More

This is a collection of 15 great stories from some of our favorite sites around the web. Those of us in the industry call it a “link dump.” We call it “Morning Dump” because it’s early and we’re immature. Click the pics to read each article.

1. Haily would like to distract you from homework in her lingerie (Tucson12)

2. Best of Netflx: The Oscar winners (Heavy)

3. Academy Awards Oscar drinking game (Huffington Post)

4. CM Punk calls out Chris Brown, challenges him to a fight (TotalProSports)

5. Your daily reminder that Chris Brown is still the worst (UpRoxx)

6. The weirdest question from the Oscars red carpet (Buzzfeed)

7. 25 funny restaurant signs (Holy Taco)

8. 12 things a douchebag would say (Guyism)

9. New Jersey Nets owner raps and it’s not Jay-Z (The Campus Socialite)

10. Amanda Seyfried tops this week in reboob (Coed Magazine)

11. 7 steps to being the worst houseguest ever (Cracked)

12. 5 things women never actually mean (Made Man)

13. Vin Diesel’s motivational Facebook page (Next Round)

14. Greatest cover of Rihanna’s “We found love.” (BroBible)

15. The top dunks of the 2012 NBA dunk contest (Busted Coverage)