So it looks like Rise of the Planet of the Apes was a runaway success. At least that’s the impression we get from the opening weekend numbers. And you know, that’s great. We’ve been following the promotional campaign behind that movie so closely that it kind of felt like we were on the verge of being mauled by apes ourselves.

That makes no sense, but what we’re getting at is this…the new Planet of the Apes movie is huge, and apparently, everyone is celebrating. Everyone like who? Everyone like these sexed up primates caught getting dirty at a zoo in Baltimore. We have video. Enjoy it, weirdo.