Mojowijos + Skype + Bluetooth = Fun

People have been cracking jokes about the Wii-remote-as-vibrator ever since the video game system came out a few years ago, but it seems that some of them really took that shit seriously because next spring, Mojowijos will hit the market. Much like the adorable tiny white plastic baseball bat and tennis racquet attachments that one can purchase, Mojowijos are also designed to snap on to a Wii remote. Granted, these little gizmos aren’t adorable, tiny, or white, and in fact look suspiciously like torture devices, but nonetheless, Mojowijos are definitely intended for pleasure, not pain. And when we say pleasure, we’re talking about the personal, vibrating, sexual kind.

So how do they work? Well, first of all, you don’t even need a Wii console. All you need is a bluetooth enabled PC computer (apparently they’re not Mac compatible yet), a Wii remote, a Mojowijo and a hankering for some random Internet sexual stimulation. The motion of one Mojowijo remote transfers to another Mojowijo remote, allowing you to send “good vibrations” to a fellow player, whether that fellow player be in the same room as you or in another state. The makers of Mojowijo suggest using Skype to enhance the long distance experience. And much like your sex life now, if you don’t have anyone to play with, you can always play with yourself.