Last-Minute Love

By W.J. Grimmer

Has Valentine’s Day got you stumped? Writer’s block? Creatively lacking? Don’t really care? Here are some you can scribble into your last-minute, cobbled together V-Day card, free of charge!

1. Happy Valentine’s Day! Even though I rarely know what’s happening anymore. Thanks for being there for me… MAYBE?

Last-Minute Love Bites

2. Keep doing what YOU consider YOUR best. HAPPY V. DAY!

3. Happy Valentine’s Day, I made you a doctor’s appointment.

Last-Minute Love Bites

4. Who needs a job when I have you! God, I love you SO much!

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5. HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY! I’m glad I sensed that you just didn’t photograph well.

6. Sorry for that smell, I really don’t know what’s going on. All my love to you on this day.

Last-Minute Love Bites

7. It would be nice if you could smile more often but Happy Valentine’s Day anyway!

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8. I have two wishes: That I could unsee what I saw you doing last week and that you have the BEST VALENTINE’S DAY EVER!

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9. I’m starting to get that casual racism is not better than regular ol’ racism. Thank you, sorry, and HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY.

Last-Minute Love Bites

10. Thanks for last night. I don’t know why I feel so incredibly tired lately. SWEET VALENTINE’S WISHES.

Last-Minute Love Bites

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