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Viral Outbreak: 5-Year-Old Wrestler is a Total Badass

Posted 4/11/2011 at 10:00 am by

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Yeah, yeah, we admit, this kid is dominating his opponents in a pretty remarkable fashion. But we’re just going to put this out there…we think we could take him. Not to sound cocky or anything, but we could probably even take two or three just like him, all at the same time.

Our lower body strength is off the charts on account of all the Thighmaster reps we get in at our desks in between meetings and that ShakeWeight for Men we bought has added some much needed definition to our triceps. In other words, we’re officially on swole around these parts. And we’re willing to prove it to any preschool athletes who think we speak in jest.

But whatever, this kid’s still pretty impressive, we guess.

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“Viral Outbreak: 5-Year-Old Wrestler is a Total Badass”
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    Jason says...
    4:52 pm on April 11th, 2011

    I’m guessing the “putting my hand on top of his head and keeping him at arms length” wouldn’t really work for this kid.

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