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Viral Outbreak: God Hates Justin Bieber

Posted 4/12/2011 at 10:00 am by

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What is it about overly zealous religious types that makes them set their sights on the most unimportant targets imaginable? As if howling about gay marriage for the past few years hasn’t been petty enough, this particular “holy man” has an even less substantial demon to slay. While our country and the world in general faces an untold number of serious problems, apparently nothing is more worthy of hellfire than…Justin Bieber.

The preacher in this video spends more time than anyone should spouting about the evils of Canada’s number one pop music export, going so far as to call him an “effeminate sissy.” That’ll show him!

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“Viral Outbreak: God Hates Justin Bieber”
  1. 1
    etorki says...
    2:51 pm on April 12th, 2011

    Wow.

    See now I wonder about Jesus now after this sermon.

    Jesus had long hair and wore robes that could likely have doubled as a dress…. did the fact he had a beard keep him from being an effeminate sissy like Justin Bieber? Is facial hair the line of demarcation in who is a blasphemous sissy and who is right with the bible?

    I wonder if Justin Bieber could even muster up enough facial hair to grow sideburns. A beard is clearly beyond the kid right now.

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    Picard578 says...
    2:07 pm on April 30th, 2011

    I think it’s beacouse he sings bad, and is only popular with teen girls due to his looks. But his music is… not good for mental health. See how that priest got crazy after listening Bieber. :-)

  3. 3
    chidi says...
    10:54 am on May 19th, 2011

    GOD does not hate anybody

  4. 4
    lolwut says...
    4:46 am on June 19th, 2011

    @chidi

    Which explains the Crusades, the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah and the total eradication of all life on Earth countless times, right?

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    Bokman says...
    4:06 pm on July 4th, 2011

    While our country and the world in general faces an untold number of serious problems as you state, why not post just one video where numerous and untold preachers have set their sights on these important topics? Be balanced that’ll show him.

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    PedoBear says...
    12:58 am on July 14th, 2011

    A beard? lol. Clearly armpit hair was also beyond him in that pic at least.

  7. 7
    reel says...
    11:55 pm on July 20th, 2011

    god does not exist. fact.

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