Do you notice how, in the above picture, Jackie Chan seems to be making a gesture that implies that he’s just done something for you and would appreciate your applause and adulation. Or something like that.
But here’s the thing, he has done something worthy of your adulation. No, we’re not talking about all of those insane martial arts flicks, and we’re most definitely not talking about the last Rush Hour movie, we’re talking about fish.
Plenty of people have pets that have been trained to do tricks. Maybe a dog who sings or a cat who plays fetch. But Jackie Chan has a fish, and he’s trained the damn thing to do tricks at his command. A fish. Jackie Chan is a magical man.