A Flowchart for Determining What TV Show Your Infidelity Will be Featured On

Oh boy, it happened again. One minute, you’re enjoying your life as a respected member of society, the next, you’re sticking it to your girlfriend’s best friend in the bathroom at your housewarming party. There’s no reason to get all worked up over it. After all, it’s a simple mistake that can happen to anyone!

But there is one bit of unpleasantness that needs to be addressed. With the prevalence of camera phones and hidden surveillance technology, it’s practically a given that your cheating ways are going to be put on blast for a nationwide audience to enjoy. The only question is, what show are you about to star on?