C’est very easy to DYO horse meat balls, just like the fine folks over at IKEA do. Not sure you know how? Don’t you worry your poor dear head. Our pals at MAD Magazine have drawn up a little Swedish-like schematic for us to follow the necessary steps — from shooting to hauling to grinding to munching up your nice pet pony into your very own mid-century modern meatballs.
IKEA: Swedish for horse breath.
Many of you feel bad for this horse. That is because you are crazy. The horse has no feelings.