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Bargument: I Dream of Jeannie vs. Bewitched

Posted 1/13/2011 at 9:00 am by

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With unemployment at a near all-time high, chances are many of us are getting reacquainted with daytime TV… which also means limited basic cable. In fact, you wouldn’t even have THAT if you could get a decent signal. Sigh.

Since most of our dear readers have what is commonly called a penis, it’s highly likely are you’re skipping the soaps and tuning in somewhere to back-to-back reruns from the friggin’ 60s. And, just like the oatmeal you now can barely afford, you’ve found a new appreciation for the simpler stuff that’s always been there.

And now for our Bargument: Who’s more bankably hot? Jeannie from I Dream of Jeannie or Samantha from Bewitched? Far from ordinary oatmeal, these two lovelies were the cream of wheat in their day.

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“Bargument: I Dream of Jeannie vs. Bewitched”
  1. 1
    Darth V. Ader says...
    9:56 am on January 13th, 2011

    Explain to this sith lord exactly how Jeannie isn’t a sure thing?

    She has to DO WHATEVER YOU SAY!

    - D.V.Ader – do what i say cuz i sed it!

  2. 2
    bill johnson says...
    1:00 pm on January 13th, 2011

    @Vader: if u watched the show, u would see Jeannie always found a way to use her magic to get what SHE wanted.

  3. 3
    jO Swetrn says...
    7:51 pm on January 13th, 2011

    OMgosh I was so in love with Barbara Eden!

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  4. 4
    razorsfury says...
    8:12 pm on January 13th, 2011

    wow obviously biased… samantha was a hag compared to jeanie.

  5. 5
    Medisoft says...
    9:25 pm on January 13th, 2011

    Jeanie was better IMO.

  6. 6
    kgn340 says...
    10:14 pm on January 13th, 2011

    yeah … whoever wrote this is WRONG.

  7. 7
    JBirdy says...
    10:37 pm on January 13th, 2011

    Seemed kind of bias towards Samantha from the start.

  8. 8
    Kevin says...
    10:54 pm on January 13th, 2011

    I’m glad websites have been invented so we can settle these things.

  9. 9
    Elena says...
    11:10 pm on January 13th, 2011

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  10. 10
    Closecall says...
    11:22 pm on January 13th, 2011

    Jeanie ftw. Stupid sexy in her submissive ways.

  11. 11
    bigbadjohn says...
    7:01 am on January 14th, 2011

    i’ll take jeanie any time over samantha. but i wouldnt throw either out of bed for eating crackers.

  12. 12
    mr ed says...
    12:20 pm on January 14th, 2011

    you are insane. Jeannie by a mile.

  13. 13
    Ninja says...
    2:49 pm on January 14th, 2011

    From a woman’s point of view…Yes Samantha had the wardrobe and the first Louis Vuitton bag probably ever seen on tv. BUT, Jeannie has a MUCH hotter man, who was an ASTRONAUT. And she was WAY sexier. AND, she just blinked her eyes, whereas Samantha had to memorize spells and cantations. Jeannie FTW in my opinion also.

  14. 14
    Harold says...
    4:19 pm on January 14th, 2011

    Darren had to put up with Endora, Maurice, uncle Arthur, aunt Clara…Jeanie wins

  15. 15
    Kenn says...
    6:20 pm on January 14th, 2011

    More points for Samantha – she was usually waiting for Darren when he got home from work with a pitcher of margaritas. They drank like fish on that show!

  16. 16
    Jim H says...
    9:13 pm on January 14th, 2011

    A flat chested woman must have wrote this. Samantha pfffttt.

  17. 17
    Aamer says...
    3:00 pm on January 15th, 2011

    Everyone knows Jeanie always wins. Comment sections from the Jeanie vs Samantha debate always overwhelmingly support Jeanie. just do some Google searches for similar debates/articles there are a ton of them on the internet. They probably just did the lame article to elicit response and wow it worked.

  18. 18
    Jolly says...
    12:44 am on January 20th, 2011

    I am sure I dream of has more potential. It has the characters that are just so funny.

  19. 19
    lindsay says...
    12:12 am on May 29th, 2011

    jeannie. no contest.

  20. 20
    Dan says...
    5:10 am on August 28th, 2011

    Jeannie.
    The fight is on…
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  21. 21
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    2:04 am on November 5th, 2011

    women, women,women, but life with out women ?

  22. 22
    Anne says...
    9:12 am on January 23rd, 2012

    Great there is a comment function. Jeannie wins over Samantha anytime. Sam isn’t nearly as beautiful or as sexy as Jeannie. I mean, c’mon Barbara Eden was the Babe of her time. Marilyn Monrie would’ve had a run for her money against Barbara. Gosh, I’ve been in love with this lady since I was a little child. She’s just the prettiest (and hottest) little thing I’ve ever seen. Big time win for Jeannie!!!!!!

  23. 23
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    4:44 pm on February 25th, 2013

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    5:10 pm on April 30th, 2013

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