
With unemployment at a near all-time high, chances are many of us are getting reacquainted with daytime TV… which also means limited basic cable. In fact, you wouldn’t even have THAT if you could get a decent signal. Sigh.
Since most of our dear readers have what is commonly called a penis, it’s highly likely are you’re skipping the soaps and tuning in somewhere to back-to-back reruns from the friggin’ 60s. And, just like the oatmeal you now can barely afford, you’ve found a new appreciation for the simpler stuff that’s always been there.
And now for our Bargument: Who’s more bankably hot? Jeannie from I Dream of Jeannie or Samantha from Bewitched? Far from ordinary oatmeal, these two lovelies were the cream of wheat in their day.

9:56 am on January 13th, 2011
Explain to this sith lord exactly how Jeannie isn’t a sure thing?
She has to DO WHATEVER YOU SAY!
- D.V.Ader – do what i say cuz i sed it!
1:00 pm on January 13th, 2011
@Vader: if u watched the show, u would see Jeannie always found a way to use her magic to get what SHE wanted.
7:51 pm on January 13th, 2011
OMgosh I was so in love with Barbara Eden!
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8:12 pm on January 13th, 2011
wow obviously biased… samantha was a hag compared to jeanie.
9:25 pm on January 13th, 2011
Jeanie was better IMO.
10:14 pm on January 13th, 2011
yeah … whoever wrote this is WRONG.
10:37 pm on January 13th, 2011
Seemed kind of bias towards Samantha from the start.
10:54 pm on January 13th, 2011
I’m glad websites have been invented so we can settle these things.
11:10 pm on January 13th, 2011
This ladies looking like high class escort girls
11:22 pm on January 13th, 2011
Jeanie ftw. Stupid sexy in her submissive ways.
7:01 am on January 14th, 2011
i’ll take jeanie any time over samantha. but i wouldnt throw either out of bed for eating crackers.
12:20 pm on January 14th, 2011
you are insane. Jeannie by a mile.
2:49 pm on January 14th, 2011
From a woman’s point of view…Yes Samantha had the wardrobe and the first Louis Vuitton bag probably ever seen on tv. BUT, Jeannie has a MUCH hotter man, who was an ASTRONAUT. And she was WAY sexier. AND, she just blinked her eyes, whereas Samantha had to memorize spells and cantations. Jeannie FTW in my opinion also.
4:19 pm on January 14th, 2011
Darren had to put up with Endora, Maurice, uncle Arthur, aunt Clara…Jeanie wins
6:20 pm on January 14th, 2011
More points for Samantha – she was usually waiting for Darren when he got home from work with a pitcher of margaritas. They drank like fish on that show!
9:13 pm on January 14th, 2011
A flat chested woman must have wrote this. Samantha pfffttt.
3:00 pm on January 15th, 2011
Everyone knows Jeanie always wins. Comment sections from the Jeanie vs Samantha debate always overwhelmingly support Jeanie. just do some Google searches for similar debates/articles there are a ton of them on the internet. They probably just did the lame article to elicit response and wow it worked.
12:44 am on January 20th, 2011
I am sure I dream of has more potential. It has the characters that are just so funny.
12:12 am on May 29th, 2011
jeannie. no contest.
5:10 am on August 28th, 2011
Jeannie.
The fight is on…
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2:04 am on November 5th, 2011
women, women,women, but life with out women ?
9:12 am on January 23rd, 2012
Great there is a comment function. Jeannie wins over Samantha anytime. Sam isn’t nearly as beautiful or as sexy as Jeannie. I mean, c’mon Barbara Eden was the Babe of her time. Marilyn Monrie would’ve had a run for her money against Barbara. Gosh, I’ve been in love with this lady since I was a little child. She’s just the prettiest (and hottest) little thing I’ve ever seen. Big time win for Jeannie!!!!!!
4:44 pm on February 25th, 2013
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5:10 pm on April 30th, 2013
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