In our continuing effort to bring you the sexiest of sexy, The Smoking Jacket has launched a new feature, The Week in Sexy Advertising. It’s written by Steve Hall who publishes Adrants, a site that writes about marketing, advertising and the use of sex as a selling point. We won’t discuss the business of advertising much because, well, that’s just boring. But we will bring you a weekly round up advertising’s best eye candy.
1. Man Fills Noah’s Ark With Ass
If only life was full of ass like it always is in an Axe commercial. In this particular commercial, Mexico appears to be facing disaster of biblical proportion which has motivated a man to build an ark. Now this isn’t your every day ark. No. Not at all. It’s been outfitted with all the necessary features any man could want. Including room for a bevy of bodaciously bootylicious babes to keep him well occupied with round the clock sex during his excursion.
Ah, the Axe life. What’s not to love?
2. You’ll Never Guess What This Girl Has Between Her Legs
We guarantee you absolutely will not foresee how this ad ends. We can say this with absolute certitude. Along the way you may wonder if its an ad for a feminine hygiene product or, perhaps, a contraception product or maybe even an ad calling attention to teen pregnancy or rape.
But you will never guess how it ends. Until it ends. And it’s weird. Very, very weird.
3. The Craziest Political Ad You Have Ever Seen
Now this one is just screwed up. A recent internet video ad for political action group Turn Right features plenty of booty dancing and controversial statements It’s been labeled by some the most racist and sexist ad ever. The Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee released a statement condemning the ad which points its sights at Democratic candidate Janice Hahn who is running in a special election for retired California state representative Jane Harman’s seat.
The ad, which likens Hahn to a stripper’s ass, addresses Hahn’s alleged use of government funds to hire former gang members to become gang intervention specialists, part of an effort to reduce crime.
You just have to watch.
4. Candie’s Hits Hotness of Hudgens One More Time
Continuing her work with Candie’s, High School Musical star and one-time nude internet celebrity, Vanessa Hudgens is fronting the brand’s Candies’s only at Kohl’s campaign which will consist of print and television. The campaign will highlight “Candie-isms,” trite little girly statements such as “Candie’s girls believe you can do anything in heels,” “Candie’s girls know sprinkles are a food group” and “Candie’s girls never forget to treat themselves.”
Check out the full on hotness of Hudgens on this campaign highlight page.
5. Obama Girl is Back!
Super hot Amber Lee Ettinger, otherwise known as the infamous Obama Girl, has a new gig. She’s hosting a new web show called Gadget Girl from Digital Driver. On the show, Ettinger will make viewers aware of the latest technology as well as offer up tips and tricks. Yea, right. Like any of you will be paying any attention at all to what’s coming out of her mouth.
But if you’re a gadget geek or just a guy who loves to watch hot chicks talk about tech, you’re gonna love Gadget Girl. Check this chick out.