Get Kinky in Your Backwards Robe

The Snuggie Sutra CoverThe Snuggie just won’t go away. The popularity of this infomercial-spawned cult product has spread like a plague, infecting millions and causing unfortunate side effects like organized Snuggie pub crawls, Snugglettes for children, competitor Slankets and now: The Snuggie Sutra. Written by Lex Friedman and Megan Morrison, this book includes instructions and illustrations for 100 different sex positions, all of which incorporate a Snuggie in some way. The combination of sex with Snuggies was only a matter of time because, obviously, a garishly colored fleece blanket is exactly what’s been missing from everyone’s sex life.

The Snuggie Sutra features positions like “The Manket,” which is when the man is on top wearing a Snuggie, and “The Yes M’am,” which is when the woman sits on top while wearing a Snuggie backwards. Perhaps we’re missing something here, but isn’t “The Manket” just regular sex, only under a blanket? And isn’t “The Yes M’am” just regular sex, only the woman is wearing a robe? Speaking of robes, we feel it’s necessary to point out that a Snuggie is, in fact, nothing more than a backwards robe that just happens to have a cutesy name. So The Snuggie Sutra is essentially a book of standard sex positions, only they involve, well, a robe. But hey, if you really feel that a how-to guide on how to have sex with a blanket/backwards robe will improve and enrich your life, then by all means, buy this book. It comes out in September.

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