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Fetish Madness 2011: The Final Round

Posted 3/17/2011 at 9:00 am by

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It’s all come down to this. A battle of wills. A war to end all wars. An epic contest to decide which sexual fetish is the freakiest of them all.

In one corner, the wily veteran, the foot fetish.

In the other corner, an upstart young sexual perversion known as the wet fetish.

This is for all the marbles, folks. Get your voting fingers ready. We’ve got two new stories. Check them out and cast your votes. The championship will be decided by you!

THE FOOT FETISH

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Steven Bronson, 46, Clackamas, Oregon. In 2009 Bronson was arrested after approaching women at Target stores and asking them to try on a shoe on display, supposedly to see if they would fit his wife. As Bronson bent down to “help,” he would caress the woman’s legs, sometimes rubbing his face against her thighs; in one incident, he added a lick. “I think they were upset when they felt sweat on the side of my face because it was so hot,” Bronson claimed. He was caught after a woman recognized his orange baseball cap from surveillance photos shown on the news.

THE WET FETISH

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Charles Hersel, 39, Thousand Oaks, California. Police arrested Hersel in 2009 after he paid a teenage boy $31 to spit in his face during a police sting. He was booked on a charge of “child annoyance.” Hersel contacted local teens on MySpace and word quickly spread at the school that a guy would pay you to spit in his face.


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“Fetish Madness 2011: The Final Round”
  1. 1
    Jason says...
    11:18 am on March 17th, 2011

    So hard to choose between the two…both stories are deserving of a vote, but, I made my choice.

  2. 2
    Pete says...
    3:54 pm on April 11th, 2011

    If it wins this competition because of popularity, is it then not a fetish at all?

    Sexual Fetish- sexual attraction to objects, body parts, or situations not conventionally viewed as being sexual in nature.

  3. 3
    Charles Hersel says...
    12:02 am on April 6th, 2012

    Dear Site,
    this is the real Charles Hersel and I was acquitted of these at child annoyance allegations by a unanimous not guilty jury verdict at Ventura Superior Court on February 7, 2012. Connor Gantt,Keats Stanley,Austin Perry, and Joseph Mathews (Jp Mathews) all spat on me and yelled profanities at me for cash. Joseph Mathews also smacked me hard and put his shoe in my mouth. Christopher Anderson (Chris Anderson) yelled profanities at me for cash. All of these actions were requested by me, a child survivor of severe abuse. Further, Casey Bliss yelled profanities at me for cash. Patrick Ryan Sands said that he would spit on me and yell profanities at me for cash, but we never met up. Waziya Dupris said he would spit on me and yell profanities at me for cash as well, but we never met up. Alex S yelled profanities at me for cash. Nick Weaver, Zack Weaver and Greg Karakashian yelled profanities at me for cash, but we never met up. Brian Barbosa said he would yell profanities at me for cash, but we never met up. Anthony Mian yelled profanities at me for cash. The case was won by me and closed two months ago.
    Sincerely,
    Charles Hersel

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