Make Facebook Stalking Even Creepier with FalseFlesh!

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Do you often find yourself leering at pictures of your Facebook friends and wishing that they were naked pictures of your Facebook friends? You do? Well that’s fucking creepy. But luckily for you (and less luckily for them) there is a new software program, FalseFlesh, that claims to be able to make those voyeuristic fantasies come true.

The creators of this revolutionary advance in image editing technology claim that “FalseFlesh can elegantly eliminate clothing from any photograph and provide you with natural looking nude flesh.”

We’re just going to go out on a limb here and call into question the appropriateness of using the word “elegantly” in that description. We’ve seen our fair share of fake nude pictures and the results tend to be anything but elegant.

But there is more than the promise of haphazardly slapping your sister’s hot friend’s head on someone else’s body that’s being promise here. They also claim that FalseFlesh “works on non cotton bathing suits by filtering out gamma/infrared rays of light and allows for the visual enhancement of breasts and nipples creating a see through effect.” Disturbing!

If you’re reading this expecting to find out if this program actually works, you’ve come to the wrong place. For one thing, we’re owned by Playboy, we don’t need software help us see boobs. Also, the download costs $34.95. We haven’t paid for software since the turn of the century at least, and we aren’t going to start until the feds come knocking.

But if you are hoping to hear some firsthand testimonials, fear not, the FalseFlesh website has a page full of them, and they probably aren’t even fake! Here’s what actual users who may or may not exist have to say!

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“At first I was a little skeptical that such a tool was even possible. However I had to try it and the program was only 50 bucks, so I said what the hell. All I can say is that it was definitely worth it. My only warning is that it is really addicting especially, if you are someone who uses facebook because you will end up trying it on all your friends.”

“At first I was a little skeptical that such a tool was even possible. However I had to try it and the program was only 50 bucks, so I said what the hell. All I can say is that it was definitely worth it. My only warning is that it is really addicting especially, if you are someone who uses facebook because you will end up trying it on all your friends.”

“The really cool thing that I liked about FalseFlesh was that you can either let the software instantly make some cute girl that you know naked or actually take time to customize it. For example I wanted to make this girl who works with me have bigger breasts than she actually did and also give her a lot more pubic hair than she actually probably really has.”

So that’s gross! But it’s not just the fellas who have fun with FalseFlesh! Check this out!

“I have been married for 7 years and every once in a while my friends and I need a break from our husbands. A few weeks back I hosted a Girls Night In, where we all went out for drinks. When we came back to my house I showed them FalseFlesh and we spent the evening having the software make everyone’s “dream man” in the nude.”

See, chicks dig FalseFlesh too! Who knew? We never would have believed it ourselves were it not for that compelling testimony.

If you’re looking to take your Facebook stalking in an even more unsavory direction, head to FalseFlesh.com and buy it now. And then stay the fuck away from us, you sicko!

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