Be advised, what you’re about to see is only cute and adorable when it’s being done by an animal. And even then, it’s only cute if it doesn’t result in a tragic drowning death.

As for anyone reading this, try a stunt like this on a defenseless lady and you can expect to spend at least a few years in jail. But it’s like the old saying goes, “there’s no such thing as sexual assault in the animal kingdom.”

You’ve heard that saying, right?