Design Your Own Dildo

Ladies: Are you tired of buying mass-produced dildos that don’t fit inside you exactly the way you want? Are you like Goldilocks and the Three Dildos when it comes artificial wangs? (“This one is too big!” “This one is too small!” “This one doesn’t have enough ridges!”) Well, rejoice, because there’s a new dildo-maker in town and it’s basically the Spreadshirt of sex toy retailers. These days, you can customize just about anything—stickers, mugs, sneakers… you name it. So really, it was only a matter of time before some enterprising company offered up customizable instruments of pleasure. That day has arrived, and the company is called Made to Pleasure. Their sleek, well-designed website allows users to craft their own high-end toy(s), much like one would design a t-shirt:

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Now, a woman can wile away an entire afternoon crafting her very own, one-of-a-kind masterpiece dildo (we have already talked to several who have done exactly that because, much like designing a pair of personalized Nikes, creating your own dildo can be quite addicting). And just like any quality customization website, Made to Pleasure allows you to start off with a template and go hog-wild from there. It also provides helpful references of scale, i.e. you can select lipstick-size, banana-size, hairbrush-size, or toothbrush-size:

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In addition, you can choose from a variety of decadent finishes—gold-plated, silver-plated or clear acrylic. When you finally finish creating your custom-everything schlong, you can enjoy a 3-D preview of it before downloading your final design and exporting it to a PDF file— you know, so you can file it away with the rest of your dildo blueprints.

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