Boobs are Getting Bigger
Good news for all of you breast men out there: The average breast size of women is growing, and it’s not just because of rampant implant surgeries. That’s right—super-large, 100-percent natural boobs are on the rise. Just ask the folks over at Bravissimo, a lingerie label for the amply endowed. The designer recently added a new size to its range of bras—the L-cup. Two years ago Bravissimo launched the KK-cup, but that brassiere is so two-years-ago. It’s already failing to meet the needs of the big-breasted ladies everywhere.
So, what’s the deal? Are all of those male prayers for a world populated by women with giant ta-tas finally being answered? Well, sort of. Although one of the main reasons why we are seeing all these middle-of-the-alphabet bra sizes is simply due to the fact that women have been forcing their breasts into too-small bras for years, the average breast size has definitely increased in the last 60 years. In the 1950s, the average woman wore a B-cup. Today, the average woman wears a C-cup. One of the main reasons is that people are getting fatter, and boobs are, well… big blobs of fat—totally awesome big blobs of fat, to be sure, but big blobs of fat all the same. However, in case you haven’t noticed, there are a lot of women out there blessed with ginormous boobs and bangin’ bodies to boot…
… which brings us to the other reason why boobs are getting bigger: That all-powerful lady-hormone, estrogen. Because a high percentage of modern women are on birth control and put off having children until later in life, they are exposed to estrogen for much longer than were women in the past. Subsequently, the boobs of today’s ladies are bigger than their mother’s boobs, and the boobs of the daughters of these women are going to be even larger. Basically, if you’re into large racks, 2011 and beyond is a good era to be living in. So, on behalf of boob-lovers everywhere, we thank you, estrogen. We thank you from the bottom of our hearts.
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[...] 60 tahun terakhir, payudara wanita menjadi lebih besar. Dikutip dari TheSmokingJacket, pada tahun 1950-an, rata-rata wanita menggunakan bra berukuran cup B. Sedangkan saat ini rata-rata [...]
9:15 am on February 7th, 2011
I Love you
3:49 pm on February 7th, 2011
boob-lovers everywhere
3:56 am on March 9th, 2011
yay for evolution
9:32 am on March 10th, 2011
Moar pictures. Fulfill your internet destiny.
11:13 pm on March 22nd, 2011
It’s a woman’s choice. Big Boobs or cute titties. Whatever works for her.
9:15 am on March 23rd, 2011
I thought we gave up on Lamarckism. Oh well, I guess you can always dream.
5:22 pm on March 23rd, 2011
Thats because women get fatter…
8:19 pm on March 24th, 2011
Who is the blonde girl in the picture used in this post?
1:42 pm on April 2nd, 2011
As long as there firm. Who wants big saggy breasts?
6:11 pm on April 10th, 2011
had the best sex ever….. sucked big tits!
5:19 am on April 11th, 2011
its evolution. small breasted women die alone and childless while big breasted breeders are having dousens of unwanted kids!
7:13 pm on May 7th, 2011
SOMEBODY TELL HER TO QUIT MESSING WITH PERFECTION.
12:54 pm on June 2nd, 2011
..large breasts are also the result of steroids and hormones being injected into the animals that you eat. 12 year old girl with a C or D cup is evolution? I dont thinks so.
2:18 pm on June 2nd, 2011
i <3 boobs
2:19 pm on June 2nd, 2011
@anonymous says…you sound like a boston fan
6:59 pm on June 2nd, 2011
whos the redhead?!!!
9:39 pm on June 2nd, 2011
Must I remind you all that this news also coincides with the news that rampant obesity is ravaging our country. So these might not be the kind of boobies you like.
2:06 am on October 27th, 2012
[...] 60 tahun terakhir, payudara wanita menjadi lebih besar. Dikutip dari TheSmokingJacket, pada tahun 1950-an, rata-rata wanita menggunakan bra berukuran cup B. Sedangkan saat ini rata-rata [...]
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