Sometimes the problem is an athlete makes like a Mormon on rumspringa and goes and spawns 90 kids and counting with 81 different naked fans in an epic, five-year, my swimmers are better than Ryan Lochte’s mom in a pool with Prince Henry way. You know what my mom used to say: It’s all fun and games until you gotta confetti your football winnings on your concubines’ alimony. That’s a lot of millionses down the toilet drain — do the math.
If someone just had a vasectomy it might have been so different.
Also there are other reasons mega million making athletes have wound up poor as the Dickens. Peruse below. Feel better about yourself.