Why Do NFL Players Go Broke?

Sometimes the problem is an athlete makes like a Mormon on rumspringa and goes and spawns 90 kids and counting with 81 different naked fans in an epic, five-year, my swimmers are better than Ryan Lochte’s mom in a pool with Prince Henry way. You know what my mom used to say: It’s all fun and games until you gotta confetti your  football winnings on your concubines’ alimony. That’s a lot of millionses down the toilet drain — do the math.

If someone just had a vasectomy it might have been so different.

Also there are other reasons mega million making athletes have wound up poor as the Dickens. Peruse below. Feel better about yourself.

Benched and Broke Infographic