Guns N’ Roses Album Covers Updated to Reflect Axl Rose’s Obesity
We’re not sure if you heard the news or not, but Axl Rose got fat again. We say “again” because he got pretty huge back in 2010 also. Has he been fat this whole time? Hard telling, the guy never appears in public unless he’s performing or getting punched in the face by Tommy Hilfiger. He hasn’t done either of those things in some time, so it could go either way.
Whatever the case, if his most recent weight gain is any indication, it’s safe to assume that Axl Rose’s days of slithering around the stage shirtless are long gone. In light of this development, we thought an update to some of Guns N’ Roses classic album covers was in order.
Here are some of Guns N’ Roses album covers updated to reflect Axl Rose’s new found flab…
GN’R Fries
We pushed the deadline for this article as far as humanly possible just so we could spend extra time debating whether this album should be renamed “GN’R Pies” or “GN’R Fries.” We ultimately went with fries because it was almost time for lunch. Actually, that’s a fairly accurate description of how pretty much every editorial decision is made around here.
Appetite for Turducken
Again, “Appetite for Turducken” or “Appetite for a Luncheon”? We went with turducken because it’s probably delicious. We’ve never actually tried it though on account of the fact that we’ve never played the Detroit Lions on Thanksgiving Day.
The All You Can Eat Spaghetti Incident?
On a somewhat related note, is that not the most horrific looking spaghetti you’ve ever seen? All we could eat is none.
Chinese Delivery
Too easy, just way too easy.
Adam is the managing editor of The Smoking Jacket and a pretty fat bastard in his own right. Guns N’ Roses fans are encouraged to send any and all hate mail to him directly on Facebook or Twitter.
As you can see, we couldn’t come up with any good jokes for the Use Your Illusion albums. Feel free to leave your ideas in the comments section below.
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9:54 am on October 10th, 2011
“mousse your illusion”
“amuse-bouche your illusion”
“use your imagination”, with a willy wonka background
“abuse your illusion”, with fat axl looking at thin axl in the mirror
10:01 am on October 10th, 2011
Dammit. That last one is good.
2:21 pm on October 10th, 2011
“On a somewhat related note, is that not the most horrific looking spaghetti you’ve ever seen? All we could eat is none.”
If you knew what “The Spaghetti Incident” is referring to… It’s kind of accurately gross looking.
5:41 pm on October 10th, 2011
Chews with Profusion
5:51 pm on October 10th, 2011
How about..”I run Digg.com. An Unfunny Shit-filled / Smarmy Website Run By 35+-yr-olds Who Have Never Worked an Honest Days’ Labor in Their Lives/ Live at Home with Mommy But Still Feel The Need to Make Fun of a 40+ yr Old Rock Legend Who (as goofy as he is)Played an Instrumental Part in the Music Revolution of the Late 1980′s / Wrote Some of the Best Music Spanning the Early 90′s Because I Am A Fat Internet Nobody / Don’t Have a Dollar for the Mickey D’s Bargain Menu / Really REALLY Could Go for a Double Cheeseburger and Never Even Touched a Woman’s Vagina Except in My Virtual World.”
Ah shucks, all that will NEVER fit on a parody album cover.
5:55 pm on October 10th, 2011
Oh wait…I apologize… how about “I run Digg.com a web site that cuts and pastes from other websites to steal their shitty attempts at being funny” and then just go on from there….
6:00 pm on October 10th, 2011
I am a dirtbag homo who is 79 years old who thinks GNR are still relevant. Yet deep down inside I know that no one cares about them or me.
11:27 pm on October 10th, 2011
how about “ate my napkin”
12:17 am on October 11th, 2011
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12:23 am on October 11th, 2011
so I just pulled my thumb out of my ass, and boy does it stink.
4:46 am on October 11th, 2011
“Use Your Utensils”
11:36 am on October 12th, 2011
All I got for UYI is a riff on one of the song titles: “Back Off Bitch (I’m Still Working On That)”