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Sara Jean Underwood Rocks the Extreme Hover Hand

Posted 5/3/2011 at 1:30 pm by

hoverhandSo here’s an interesting change of pace. Normally, when you see the legendary hoverhand at work, it’s being employed by awkward dudes who clearly are on the precipice of touching a woman (even if just on the shoulder) for the very first time and have somehow frozen without sealing the deal. Click here for an excellent example.

But what’s going on in the above photo of Playmate Sara Jean Underwood is another story. We have no clue what the guy in this picture did to deserve a hover hand of such epic proportions, but we’re certainly thankful someone thought to capture it for all the world to marvel at. Even the look on her face implies that she’d rather be touching an open flame than lay a finger on this dude’s shoulder.

Who are we kidding though? You probably haven’t looked at her hand even once yet, have you?

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“Sara Jean Underwood Rocks the Extreme Hover Hand”
  1. 1
    Darth V. Ader says...
    2:06 pm on May 3rd, 2011

    She has hands?

  2. 2
    Jason says...
    2:07 pm on May 3rd, 2011

    After looking at the picture for a while…you also notice she gives the smile of “hurry up and take the picture so I can move away from this creep”

  3. 3
    Nick says...
    2:20 pm on May 3rd, 2011

    Chive on!

  4. 4
    Andy says...
    2:52 am on May 4th, 2011

    The guy works for The Chive. A group of them were at the mansion that night for a fund raising event. The hover hand is an ongoing joke at The Chive. This pic was staged and it’s funny.
    Oh yeah, she’s damn hot too!!!
    Chive on

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