As easy as the video below (from which comes the hilarious still image above) is to laugh at, the description of it on Youtube does make an excellent point. Namely, that point is “You probably can’t do it.”

And that’s correct. We can’t do this. We can’t do any of it. We can’t dance around like a stud while twirling a bottle opener or some shit, and we certainly can’t have our grandmother bring us an icy cold beer while we do it, because our grandmother died like 10 years ago. Thanks for bringing it up though, you jerk!