Ask TSJ: Should I Take Viagra?

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LIFE IS HARD. It seems like every new day brings a new question that, try as you might, you’re just unable to find an answer for. The Smoking Jacket understands this, and we’re here to help. TSJ’s editor, Melissa Bull and Headshots’ columnist, Mike Spry, set aside some time in their busy schedules to answer your questions in a feature we’ve cleverly named “Ask TSJ.”

This week’s incredible question comes from our friend Colin. And you know how they say a friend in need is a friend indeed.

Should I try Viagara?

Thanks,
Colin
Boston, MA 

MELISSA SAYS

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Heyo,

Why not? Also, remember to be a gentleman and bring your sweetie a nice tall glass of water when you’re all done your marathon.

xo
Melissa

MIKE SAYS

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Hey Colin,

First a note to our readers:  Viagra, as opposed to Viagara, is a erectile dysfunction medication that not only increases the longevity of your erection during intercourse, but ensures that all parties involved involved in said act of congress flow like the might falls of Niagara when they come.

I’m not answering any more questions from Bruins fans until the city of Boston collectively reaches a grade four language efficiency. Oh, sorry: You need to get wicked good at English before I tells ya how ta get a hawd on.

Mike

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