6 Patriotic Apps to Celebrate the Fact You Went Out and Voted Like a Champ


You went out and voted and you made democracy happen because you fucken rule. We know that. So today, on the dawn of a new — okay, not so new — administration, TSJ brings you 6 iPhone apps to keep that patriotism-at-the-tip-of-your-fingers vibe maxed out.

You know. Till something else shitty happens and it’s about millionaires fighting shitty wars and there’s nothing to do about it except cram handfuls of Doritos down your face and stream a bunch of Simpsons till you pass out.

1. PRESIDENTS VS. ALIENS APP ($0.99)

Presidents protect you by killing aliens. Yes.

GET IT HERE

2. UNITED STATES QUIZZLE (FREE)

What’s the capital of Idaho, ya tool? Forgot? Test your country smarts with this here app. Also it’s free.

GET IT HERE 

3. ROADSIDE PRESIDENTS ($2.99)

You know what you need is 1,100 presidential landmarks, from museums and birthplaces to unusual statues and scandal and conspiracy sites. We track that shit down for you over here.

GET IT HERE

4. STARS AND STRIPES APP

This is a serious one, folks. Keep up with news on what’s going on with the troops.

GET IT HERE

Independent reporting on the U.S. military

5. TODAY IN AMERICAN HISTORY ($0.99)

Your guide to the day-by-day makings of the USA.

GET IT HERE 

6. AMERICA DELUXE ($1.99)

Broke? No sweat. Take a virtual tour of America the beautiful. Plus patriotic tunes AND a biography of every single United States President! WHAT.

GET IT HERE

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