3-D P*rn Coming on… errr… to a Theater Near You

3-D PornIt was only a matter of time before the 3-D mania of 2010 wormed its way into the porn industry. The first ever IMAX 3-D porn, 3-D Sex & Zen: Extreme Ecstasy, is currently being filmed in Hong Kong. The movie is based on the classic erotic Chinese story, The Carnal Prayer Mat, the tale of a young man who befriends a pervy duke and then becomes immersed in a sex-soaked world of orgies and carnal pleasure.

“The sex scenes are explicit and sometimes violent, but the main theme of the story is love.”

3-D movies cost much more to film than regular movies, and also take twice as long to make, but that isn’t stopping director Christopher Sun from tackling this project full-force. He is doing his best to bring audiences an in-your-face porn like nothing that’s been experienced yet—and, in IMAX, no less. However Sun also maintains that there is more to his film than hardcore erotica. “The sex scenes are explicit and sometimes violent, but the main theme of the story is love,” he said in a Reuters article. We’re thinking this is going to be a little scary. It’s one thing to have fancy flowers and mystical creatures jumping out of the screen at you, but giant wangs, towering va-jays and all of the, um, “excretions” that accompany them? We can’t help but feel a bit wary. And then there’s the whole question of whether this movie is going to lead to an entire IMAX theater full of dudes pleasuring themselves because, well, that’s just creepy. But 3-D cinema is pervasive right now and Sex & Zen has already spawned some followers. A 3-D, pornographic version of Avatar is in the works, as is a 3-D remake of Caligula. So grab your buddies, your special glasses and get ready to have your eyes and senses assaulted by three-dimensional genitals. Who knows? You might enjoy it.

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