Entries for the best PG-rated Euro-babe calendar (sorry Pirelli, sorry England) are:

The German soccer players of Fußballerinnenkalender.

The German college students of Geist Ist Geil.

The international cyclists of German-made Cycle Passion.

Russian contortionist Zlata.

…and French lingerie company Aubade.

Ok, so that wasn’t fair — of course Aubade is going to win. Still — not a bad effort from the Frauleins and the strangely appealing Zlata.