You Will Like Christina Ria, Oh Yes You Will

Christina Ria

Sometimes you just get a good feeling about a girl — and we got a very good feeling about Christina Ria when we saw a few pictures of her last month. So we shot a note to photographer Kaloopy (who is on a quest to have the sexiest Flickr portfolio ever) and said, basically, “Bathe her and bring her to me.”

Kaloopy delivered, as evidenced by the post you’re reading now. In the meantime, we found the only other pictures she’s done, by a dude named Mycol Chauncey (here’s his ModelMayhem portfolio) — the only others she has done. She has shot with a total of two photographers and she knocked it out of the park both times. Here, let us fluff you with this Kaloopy video, then you can read about her personal life and see Kaloopy and Mycol’s pictures at the end.

I don’t understand why people think I’m: On some diet or that I starve myself because I’m so thin. To be honest, I don’t eat all that healthy, I’m not on a diet plan, and I don’t go to the gym. My weight will catch up to me later and that’s when I’ll do all that but as of now, I don’t do anything to keep my body thin I’m just built small… and I actually eat a lot…

I’m a nerd about: Law and Order SVU. I’m addicted; unless it’s in commercial do not try to start a conversation with me!

My greatest weakness: Is always finding the good in people, even when all I want to do is hate someone, I just can’t.

A nickname I have had: “Ria” is a nickname actually. My friends must have not liked my full name Maria or felt it was easier to say Ria — whatever the case I used it for my social network so now even people who are not close to me call me it.

When I was 8 years old I thought I would be: Oh, my — I thought I’d be a lawyer!

I am completely freaked out: About feeling as though someone or something is behind me or chasing me, when I know it’s nothing!

The most interesting comment I always get: Is that I’m “tiny” or “small.” Ha! I never know if to them it’s a bad thing or good thing, but for me it’s never an issue because I know for a fact I’m petite and comfortable with myself; even if people think it’s a bad thing, I can’t say I have a problem with it.

The best thing I learned from an ex-boyfriend: In the end people will do whatever, whenever, however they want… period.

Foods that turn me on: Filipino, Japanese, and prime rib.

The funniest comedian: Kevin Hart for sure!

Stay out of my way when: I’m hungry. I don’t play when I’m hungry.

When I throw a party I make sure to have: Good wine, good food, and good company.

The worst movie I ever saw was: Open Water — I must not have looked into the movie before watching it, because I was expecting some kind of story line to it. I’m not too sure how exactly I felt after the movie.

Please worship my: Need to clean, I can’t stand a messy house.

The first time I can remember feeling sexy was: When I bought my first midriff top!

A grown man should not: Let another person make decisions for him.

My backup career if this whole “being pretty” thing doesn’t work out: I have a lot of different things in mind — I’m still young, my drive and determination are at their peak, so I think my possibilities are endless.

Most exciting thing I did today was: Ice skate, haven’t done that since high school. I was not sure if I would remembered how, and my knees were shaky — but I loved the feeling, as if I was doing something for the first time!

A type of ladies underwear I don’t enjoy wearing are: Boy shorts, unless I’m in bed. I just don’t feel comfortable wearing them under anything I wear throughout the day.

Please don’t stare at my: Mouth or any other place when talking to me, you won’t get my attention. I like eye contact.

People tell me I look like: A lot of people actually — Jessica Alba, Brooke Burke, Jennifer Lopez, Beyonce, a blogger in Sweden named Kenza… I have noooooooo idea who I really should say, but they are all beautiful so I always take them as compliments!