You Love Nicole Moser—Yes, You Do

Happy Friday everyone—who could go for a good old girl-next-door blonde bombshell? One who’s 100 percent comfortable with her body and makes love to the camera like it was George Clooney considering entering the priesthood? For good measure, throw in tendencies toward lipstick lesbianism, an appreciation for porn, and a reverence for Pamela Anderson. We humbly present Nicole Moser—pinup, bikini-stuffer, feast for the eyes, double-D delight, girl of your dreams. And ours. And everybody’s.

Birthplace: Baltimore, Maryland

Current location: Baltimore, Maryland

Measurements: 36DD-24-36

I think my best physical feature is: My eyes

Men say my best physical feature is: My boobs, of course!

Tattoos, and what they mean: I’m not a tattoo girl. Some people can rock them and they look awesome, but I can’t help but think what they will look like when they are 60.

Sexiest woman ever: Pamela Anderson, she brought Barbie to life!

Sexiest man ever: George Clooney, politics aside, still is HOT!

My best trait is: I’m dependable.

My worst habit is: Chardonnay

I wish more men would: Stop being so cheesy!

The key to my heart is: Make me laugh.

Compliment me on: My eyes!

Pet name for my boobs: Thing 1 and Thing 2. (Remember Cat in the Hat?)

What I love about my boobs: I must admit they look awesome and fill out a bikini quite well!

When it comes to my body, please do: Look, but don’t touch. Unless you’re a hot girl.

When it comes to my body, please do not: Leave it wanting more.

Most important rule or rules of bedroom etiquette: Be clean and fresh!

Physical feature I like to show off: My legs and cleavage

The sexiest outfit I will wear in public: Very short skirt, no panties

Something I will wear the bedroom if you are deserving: Handcuffs

A superficial thing I am attracted to: Shoes!

My favorite physical feature on a man: Besides the obvious? His eyes.

My favorite trait in a man: Confidence–which is not to be confused with cockiness.

A man will impress me if: He dresses well and is polite and respectful.

A man will turn me off if: He tries too hard.

The simplest thing you can do to make me happy is: Be there for me when I need you, but give me the space to do my own thing.

I will not even give you a second look if: You resemble any of the cast from Jersey Shore.

Something stupid men do or say when they first meet me: “Nice tits”

I will sleep with you when: I’m ready.

I will never sleep with you if: See above answers.

Don’t you dare: Treat me like a possession.

I am the ideal woman because: Let’s see, I like porn and sports–and hot girls!

I am not the ideal woman because: I don’t cook.

I am the best in the world at: Walking in 5-inch heels.

I need a man who will: Take care of me.

If you come to my house, don’t criticize: My dog

The last movie that made me laugh: The Hangover

The last movie that made me cry: Lots of them!

My philosophy of love: Love is overrated.

My philosophy of sex: I need sex to keep a clear head.

My philosophy of life: 99 percent of life is just showing up.

I should be on the cover of Playboy because: You love me. You know you do!

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