Yolandi Malherbe Is the First of Her Kind

How’s this for an exclusive achievement: First Afrikaans Playboy Playmate. That’s the distinction Yolandi Malherbe, Playboy South Africa’s Miss July 2011, can claim, and that alone makes her worth your time. Once you’ve gotten your fill of Yolandi here, we suggest you become a fan of her Facebook page and follow her on Twitter @JuicyJemma

A nickname I have had: People either call me Miss July (which I even respond to these days) or Jemma. Well, the “Miss July” nickname is pretty obvious. My friends love calling me that. Then there’s Jemma. She’s my alter-ego and I tweet under her name.

The worst movie I have ever seen: The Hottie and the Nottie. Seriously? Do I need to elaborate. Paris Hilton got a Razzie award for this, no? Enough said.

I’m a nerd about: Blackberry anything! Apps, downloads etc. Also Monopoly rules. I know them by heart.

Please worship my: Brains. I’m a lot smarter than I am “hot.”

Try not to stare at my: Shoes. I know I have great taste.

I would rather have a root canal than: Throw out shoes.

Sex is: Like red wine. It gets better with age.

My greatest weakness: A man in uniform. I can’t contain myself.

If I was a Bond girl, my name would be: Jemma Bojinova, from Romania. Accent and all.

Food that turns me on: Chocolate. Hello!

I don’t understand why people think I’m: Famous.

Something cool about having boobs: I once got my car serviced for free.

I cried unnecessarily the day: I failed my drivers. For the 5th time. It helped getting me an early appointment though.

When I throw a party I make sure to have: A theme! I love themes!!

The funniest comedian is: Chris Rock. Love him!

People tell me I look like: Olivia Wilde. And it’s a massive compliment.

I’m too sexy for my: Ex-boyfriends.

I wish people would stop tweeting about their: Problems.

When I was 8 years old I thought I would be: A model or air hostess.

Stay out of my way when: I’m dealing with slow Internet services.

I’ll let you know I’m feeling frisky by: Showing a you a picture of my mood.

My super power: Seduction.

I am completely freaked out by: Heights.

The most unpleasant word or phrase in the English language is: Penis. I’m sorry, but it’s the whackest word.

A type of ladies’ underwear I don’t enjoy wearing is: Panties. Totally unsexy and uncomfortable. I go for hot pants or g-strings, if you must know.

I will never understand why men: Love sport so much! They’ll dedicate a weekend to it.

My most recent wardrobe malfunction was: A heel that broke off at the start of my day.

The most interesting compliment I ever got from a stranger is: I get so many messages, pick-up lines etc, but marriage proposals are the best. They crack me up because I’d joke and be like “sure, where’s the bling” and they’d actually get serious.

My secret weapon: My eyes. I have a stare.

If I were to go that way, my lesbian lover would be (and why): Megan Fox. Those lips!

Song I am most likely to play turned up to 11 (and why): “Scream” by Usher. Most people have a go-to thing. This is my go-to-the-dance-floor thing.

My backup career if this whole “being pretty” thing doesn’t work out (and why): Probably go into marketing or PR. I’ve learnt a lot from it in a short time.

Something my parents made me do that still traumatizes me today: Pick up dog poo!

Last time I ate way too much, and what it was: Last weekend I had chips, milkshakes, chocolates… gosh, way too many! I had a hangover. We all know how those go.

On the worst bender of my life, I was drinking: I’ve have these nights often, I’m not ashamed. Damn, we’re making memories! But one night we fell a sleep, or rather passed out, in the car in the queue of a McDonalds drive-through.

The best thing I learned from an ex-boyfriend was: It’s okay to put me first. And it pays to take some gambles in life.

The first time I can remember feeling sexy was: When I finally got a proper set of lingerie. It was my first padded bra and it was a pink lace set.