For those of you attempting to keep score at home… here’s a gallery of the wives, girlfriends and special pornstar pals of the new Most Interesting Man in the World.
Below, in alphabetical order:
Bree Olson, aka Rachel Oberlin: ne of his two girlfriend “Goddesses” — or is she? Seems they broke up briefly but got back together a day or so later. Charlie’s explanation: “I chipped one of my warlock fangs on a great white shark I had to murder. Pissed me off and like an ass I took it out on her.”
Brooke Mueller: Ex-wife, mother of children.
Capri Anderson: Porn star consort from famous Plaza Hotel binge/freakout.
Denise Richards: Ex wife, mother of children.
Elizabeth Ann: Porn star friend with benefits, according to Radar.
Ginger Lynn: Old porn star flame, according to NY Daily News.
Heather Hunter: Same deal as Ginger Lynn, NY Daily News.
Kacey Jordan: Porn star who partied with Charlie before he ended up in the hospital (see video at TMZ).
Kelly Preston: Former fiancee, now married to John Travolta. Charlie accidentally shot her once. It was an accident! Duh — winning!
Melanie Rios: Same deal as Kacey Jordan.
Michelle “Bombshell” McGee: Better known as the woman who broke up Jesse James and Sandra Bullock, Michelle had a fling with Charlie but now disses him.
Natalie Kenly: The other girlfriend “Goddess” in Charlie’s current life. She is said to be a graphic designer.