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Charlie Sheen’s Angels

Posted 3/7/2011 at 11:00 am by

Capri Anderson

For those of you attempting to keep score at home… here’s a gallery of the wives, girlfriends and special pornstar pals of the new Most Interesting Man in the World.

Below, in alphabetical order:

Bree Olson, aka Rachel Oberlin: ne of his two girlfriend “Goddesses” — or is she? Seems they broke up briefly but got back together a day or so later. Charlie’s explanation: “I chipped one of my warlock fangs on a great white shark I had to murder. Pissed me off and like an ass I took it out on her.”

Brooke Mueller: Ex-wife, mother of children.

Capri Anderson: Porn star consort from famous Plaza Hotel binge/freakout.

Denise Richards: Ex wife, mother of children.

Elizabeth Ann: Porn star friend with benefits, according to Radar.

Ginger Lynn: Old porn star flame, according to NY Daily News.

Heather Hunter: Same deal as Ginger Lynn, NY Daily News.

Kacey Jordan: Porn star who partied with Charlie before he ended up in the hospital (see video at TMZ).

Kelly Preston: Former fiancee, now married to John Travolta. Charlie accidentally shot her once. It was an accident! Duh — winning!

Melanie Rios: Same deal as Kacey Jordan.

Michelle “Bombshell” McGee: Better known as the woman who broke up Jesse James and Sandra Bullock, Michelle had a fling with Charlie but now disses him.

Natalie Kenly: The other girlfriend “Goddess” in Charlie’s current life. She is said to be a graphic designer.

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  1. 1
    Jason says...
    3:54 pm on March 7th, 2011

    Maybe I should start doing drugs…if these are the women Sheen can get.

  2. 2
    Doyle says...
    5:18 pm on March 7th, 2011

    The ladies are hot but probably crazy. I’d prefer to stay away from the drug addicted drama queens and stick to normal women.

  3. 3
    doyleisgay says...
    1:48 am on March 8th, 2011

    @doyle you’re a fucking fag. the crazies are the hottest ones in bed. go suck a cock you ass spelunker.

  4. 4
    Dusty Murphy says...
    12:36 pm on March 8th, 2011

    He has pretty good taste in women for being allegedly crazy. I’m on Charlie’s side.

  5. 5
    SharmotaShtegara says...
    11:42 pm on March 8th, 2011

    He’s a collector
    about Heather Hunter ” hide the face, fill the right place “

  6. 6
    Lee says...
    5:43 am on March 9th, 2011

    Beside Kelly & Denise Richards all
    the women looks like whores & that’s what they are or worst.
    That’s how Charlie likes em so he can show them the door when he’s done doing business w/them. His ex Brooke isn’t she a cocaine addict too? If people think Charlie is bad for being an addict why doesn’t anyone tell Brooke she needs help? She’s no better than Charlie. She’s pretty @ it’s sad to have a mother who’s a dope addict like her.

  7. 7
    Li says...
    4:55 am on March 13th, 2011

    Charlie Sheen has lots of women and money. Definitely Winning!

  8. 8
    Otis Jefferson says...
    4:54 pm on March 14th, 2011

    Yeah, this list of women is incredible. He’s insane, but so is this list of women he’s bagged

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