Update: Gaddafi Dies, Busty Nurses Seek Employment

Gaddafi NurseWith the death of perhaps the weirdest dictator the world has ever known (ok, Kim Jong Il, we’ll call it a tie for now), we can’t help but remember Gaddafi’s comedic role in the Wikileaks infodump. Here it is, from December:

The WikiLeaks fiasco is dying down, and what have we learned? The only thing of note is the revelation that jheri-curled Libyan dictator Muammar Gaddafi is very close to a mysterious voluptuous blonde Ukrainian nurse by the name of Galyna Kolotnytska.

And so the entire internet seemed to say, in unison: “Voluptuous nurse? We need pictures!”

The pointy-headed policy nerds sifting through the documents got a bit annoyed by this — there could be some serious national-security shit in here, and all people care about is a naughty nurse? Well, one politics blog did something about it, posting a photo of a random blonde Ukrainian nurse (above, center) taken from a mail-order bride site. Can you guess what happened next?

The image was reposted, and reposted, and reposted, by bloggers and morons who hadn’t bothered to read the fine print, and now there are a whole lot of people out there who believe this poor blonde lady is, ahem, ministering to Gaddafi’s physical well-being.

NO! It is not she — her name is Natalia and her picture should not be on a site such as galynakolotnytska.info.

Here are a bunch of ladies in nurse costume — all sexy, but which of them gets to check Gaddafi’s vitals?

The answer is “none of them.” None of them, not even Natalia, has ever laid a finger on Gaddafi. Most of them aren’t even blonde and none of them are actually nurses. But you’re not reading at this point, are you? You’ve already clicked on Denise Milani’s cleavage, haven’t you? You’re no dope.

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