Wednesday Wasabi: Yoko Kumada


You may have concluded from our previous Wednesday Wasabis that all Japanese women who look good in lingerie are porn stars who make filthy sex movies. That is not entirely true. In fact, there are many Japanese ladies who fill out a bikini quite nicely who have never made a porno about lustful divorcee neighbors or nurses in need of discipline.

Yoko Kumada is a “gravure idol,” which means she is a model who takes sexy but totally clean bikini pictures. Got it? Totally clean. So wipe those unclean thoughts from your mind, mister. Just wipe them away now. She is not some sexual plaything for your personal gratification. She’s just a model who wears bikinis. And she occasionally sings.

Why not, with lungs like those…

Wipe those thoughts away now!