Wednesday Watermelons

Christina Hendricks WatermelonsAugust third is Watermelon Day — at least according to those lists of wacky holidays you find on the ever-reliable internet. So we’ll pre-empt our Wednesday Wasabi for what are bound to be cheaply suggestive photos of girls with watermelons. But we won’t forsake the Japanese ladies altogether. Here’s an impressive feat:

And while we’re at it, here’s an on-theme commercial from Bulgaria that prompted complaints from killjoy women’s groups:

And now, pictures of girls with watermelons.

Cantaloupe girl

Shit! Those are cantaloupes. Let’s try that again. Girls with watermelons: