Well when we say Vivian beats a bottle of bubbly that is partially due to the fact that she is bubbly… so bubbly that her nickname is Bubbles.
Yes, that is totally the only reason why her nickname is bubbles. Nothing else bubblicious about her and her 32Dness. Nope. Moving on…
Vivian is not only an import, fashion and glamour model; she’s also a future pharmacist. If you’re missing the old get-up-and-go, Vivian Chau may be right for you. Ask your doctor.*
* Vivian Chau has some side effects. Common ones include dizziness and euphoria. If you notice early signs of puberty in children, such as facial or body hair, discontinue using Vivian Chau. Women who are pregnant or who may become pregnant should not use Vivian Chau or handle broken Vivian Chau tablets. Wash hands thoroughly both before and after contact with Vivian Chau. If symptoms continue for longer than four hours, contact a physician. Vivian Chau is not legal in certain states, Puerto Rico, Guam, and the District of Columbia. Do not taunt Vivian Chau.
Check her out at facebook.com/vivianchauPM, @YouLoveVivian, and vivianchau.com. (Photos here are by Truy Huynh.)
A nickname I have had: Bubbles; I got it in middle school because I was always so happy and bubbly. Somethings never change!
The worst movie I have ever seen: Has to be The Lord of the Rings movie. I honestly can’t remember which one I saw, but I’m positive they all sucked equally.
Please worship my: Ears. They’re…quirky.
Try not to stare at my: Eyes. Don’t get lost in them. They aren’t real.
I would rather have a root canal than: Sit through a NASCAR race again. I can’t even tolerate it on TV.
My greatest weaknesses: Food, chubby puppies and babies, and ridiculous female asses.
Food that turns me on: oysters, sushi, Korean BBQ, and cake cake cake cake
I don’t understand why people think I’m: High maintenance! I’m honestly really down to earth and easy to please.
Something cool about having boobs: Hah! Not enough time or space to list all the advantages here. I was blessed with a natural bust but if anyone is trying to decide on getting a breast augmentation (man or woman) – go get it! It’ll pay for itself within a year through parking tickets, drinks, magical wishes from fairies, etc.
I cried unnecessarily the day: Twilight announced a sequel. No. Just no.
The funniest comedian is: Katt Williams!
I’ll let you know I’m feeling frisky by: Purring, ha ha — no, not really.
The most interesting compliment I ever got from a stranger is: You have nice knees.
The most exciting thing I did last week was: I went to Tokyo!
If I were to go that way, my lesbian lover would be: Ha, this is a long one. Ideally another import model with ridiculous curves, but still has to have the sharp collarbones, hip bones, and ribs of a high fashion model. Has to be a lipstick lesbian, super funny and easy going, and fashionable.
Song I am most likely to play turned up to 11: Avicii – Levels … I love house music.
My backup career if this whole “being pretty” thing doesn’t work out: Actually, my main career objective has always been being a pharmacist. Modeling just came along a hobby!
Something my parents do that still traumatizes me today: My dad still gets the mail in his boxers. ‘Nuff said.
Last time I ate way too much: Thanksgiving Dinner — all the usual suspects; turkey, mashed potatoes, sweet corn, etc. I was more stuffed than a 12 year old’s bra at a One Direction concert.
The best thing I learned from an ex-boyfriend was: Never settle for less.
The first time I can remember feeling sexy was: I think I was ten or 11 watching the movie Pretty Woman.
The most rough-and-tumble outdoor activity I do is: My parents used to own a farm in Georgia. I rode 4-wheeler ATVs around all day!
A grown man should not: Thou shalt not send emoticons to a fellow male.