Our buddy Jose Luis brings us another winner of a Texan this week with Vita Grace.
You cannot, of course, have the name Vita and expect writers not to dub you La Dolce Vita (but it’s better than being an Otto e Mezzo) — but this shoot seems like it really was a slice of the good life. Jose was taking sexy pictures of Vita in a fancy house when the lights went out. What to do?
Jose MacGuyvered it, using his iPhone‘s flashlight app with his left hand and holding the camera with his right. But while the crisis was unfolding Vita had the good sense to pour herself a big-ass glass of wine, which is the proper thing to do. Nobody ever solved a power outage by stressing out.
Maybe you have a crisis unfolding today. Maybe you don’t. Either way, thank Jose it’s Friday, kick back with a glass of red, and enjoy La Dolce Vita.
I’m a nerd about: Anything having to do with Apple.
Try not to stare at my: Boobs… but people just can’t help themselves nine times out ten.
My greatest weakness: A sweet pair of big brown eyes.
If I was a Bond girl, my name would be: Something Jane.
Food that turns me on: Strawberries and white chocolate. I don’t like dark chocolate and nobody understands it.
Something cool about having boobs: You always look amazing in clothes as long as you’re in shape.
When I throw a party I make sure to have: A damn good time!!
The funniest comedian is: Katt Williams — he can have me laughing for hours.
People tell me I look like: Penelope Cruz.
I wish people would stop Tweeting about their: Fake famous tweet account claiming to add you if you follow them.
Stay out of my way when: I’m late getting somewhere on the road — I have the worst road rage ever. Or when my hair isn’t working with me.
I’ll let you know I’m feeling frisky by: I’m not telling but trust me you shall know when
I am completely freaked out by: Roaches.
My most recent wardrobe malfunction was: I’m sure it involved dancing and my skirt that kept riding up.
My relationship with spectator sports is: I watch sports if I’m in a environment to do so. In my spare time I’d be watching lifetime or whatnot. Haha — Typical, right?!
The most exciting thing I did today was: Found out I’m going to Vegas on Monday.
My secret weapon: My smile.
Song I am most likely to play turned up to 11: ”Beam Me Up” by Cazzette. It puts me in a dance mood!!
Last time I ate way too much, and what it was: Yesterday! Stuffed pizza is my weakness!
The best thing I learned from an ex-boyfriend was: Never settle.
A grown man should not: Should not talk to a woman with disrespect and make sure she knows she’s loved!