Violet Doll (also known as Viorotica or Violet Erotica) jokes to us she is “taking over the Interwebz!” It’s an exaggeration, but there’s a grain of truth. She has emerged from a couple of crowded and strange subcultures (she is a “cam girl” for OnHerCam.com and a model for alt-erotica site GodsGirls.com) to become a bona fide Internet sex symbol. Violet manages to live at the crossroads; she has something for, if not everybody, most of us. She’s alternative, but not scary. She has some tattoos and piercings, but she’s curvy like a Vargas Girl. She looks a bit hard-edged, but trust us, she’s a total softie. And she’s funny—read her blog at Viorotica.com or follow her at Twitter.com/Viorotica and you’ll see what we mean.
My favorite trait in a man: An instinctive will to protect and defend his loved ones.
A man will impress me if: He loves animals as much as I do.
A man will turn me on if: He’s good with his hands.
A man will disappoint me if: He can’t handle my career.
The simplest thing you can do to make me happy is: Give me plentiful hugs and kisses.
I will not even give you a second look if: You’re a man and you wear your pants tighter than I do.
Something stupid men say when they first meet me: “Are your boobs real?”
I will sleep with you when: My pussy goes PING!
I will never sleep with you if: You have crabs.
Don’t you dare: Put it in my butt without asking first.
The best date I ever had was: An Arrested Development marathon on the couch.
I am the ideal woman because: I’m the perfect combination of slut and saint, sugar and spice!
I am not the ideal woman because: I’m not a deaf-mute with triple-F-cup tits.
I am the best in the world at: Baking cookies.
I need a man who can: Perform cunnilingus like a pro.
I think my best physical feature is: My vagina
Men say my best physical feature is: My everything
My best trait is: I make life exciting and humorous, even in the worst of times.
My worst habit is: Playing with my tits in public.
I wish more men would: Join my web site
The key to my heart is: Not easily acquired.
Compliment me on: Anything and everything, from my eyes to my toe nails to my pancreas.
Pet name for my boobs: Titties, boobies, tetas
What I love about my boobs: They’re my most expensive possession.
When it comes to my body, please do: Touch, kiss, caress, massage and worship everything. Start off gentle, end things rough.
When it comes to my body, please do not: Pinch or bite my nipples way too hard. Ouch! Do play with them, but remember they’re sensitive and delicate.
Most important rule or rules of bedroom etiquette: Good hygiene and generosity are a must.
The sexiest outfit I will wear in public: I’d be perfectly comfortable naked in public, if it was for something work-related. Otherwise I prefer to keep things casual and comfy on a normal day.
The sexiest thing I will wear in the bedroom: I have a pretty impressive collection of sexy wear—stripper heels, latex, corsets, garters, fishnet, micro bikinis and so on. I love it all, but I feel sexiest in a simple tight tank top, no bra and a comfy thong. Or maybe a little dress with no panties.
A superficial thing I am attracted to: A purdy mouth
In my opinion, astrology is: Funny, like the Bible
If you come to my house, don’t criticize: The cat hair. I leave it there for ambiance.
The last movie that made me laugh: Despicable Me
The last movie that made me cry: I avoid sad movies, unless the story truly interests me. Animal Planet makes me cry on a regular basis.
Upcoming projects: I’m putting my all into Viorotica.com right now, but I’m planning to do more print work and a 2011 calendar.
My philosophy of love: Let it be. Don’t over analyze it.
My philosophy of sex: Sex is good, but it would be better if it didn’t exist for breeding purposes.
My philosophy of life: I try to remember it’s important to have goals, but to live day to day.
I should be on the cover of Playboy because: It’s about Time. It’s about Change.
(While you’re at it, MySpace her at MySpace.com/VioletErotica, Facebook her at Facebook.com/VioroticaFans, and YouTube her at YouTube.com/Viorotica. Shit, she may be right—maybe she is taking over the Interwebz!)
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