Okay so right.  Going around saying to random chiquitas, “I give great massages” sounds pretty creeper. (I’m betting it’s just about as awkward as flashing your giant dick approved card, probs.) It says to a girl, “Lady, you shall take off your clothes and there will be the semblance of me making you feel nice and then things will swiftly get out of hand and this is an old trick that works with ladies all the time.”

But it’s a good skill to show off anyway.

And here’s a video of a lady explaining how it should be done. Watch and learn. For education’s sake. Duh.

Life Hack: The Massage

From our buddies over at Life Hack.