Remember that time you texted your boss you were gonna be late because you had to pick up some herpes on your way to the orifice? EEEEE. Awk-ward. Fucking funny. But.

Auto Correct fails can be weirdo to explain post pressing ‘Send’ (no, like, I totally already HAVE the herps so that’s now what I meant, sir), but they’re mostly hilarious. (Like that time I said the word ‘fisting’ to my boss out loud by accident. “I’m sure your nurse wasn’t FISTING you,” is what I said. What! He was doing this fisting gesticulations!)

Maybe the funniest thing about Auto Correct fails is that the replacement words are only the kinds of things you’d say by accident if you had Tourrettes. Plus texting insanity is easier to deal with because no one’s actually slipping up and saying that shit out loud — it’s not your fault, really.

But what if someone was Auto-Correcting out loud? Some good people have come together to give us an idea of how insane that could sound.

Auto Correct Reenactments #1

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